Monday, July 17, 2006

KFC's "Famous Bowl", the Freakiest Fast Food Offering of All Time


According to the commercials, KFC's "Famous Bowl" consists of: "creamy mashed potatoes, sweet kernel corn, bite size pieces of all-white meat crispy chicken, topped with our homestyle gravy and 3-cheese blend" all crammed into one bowl.

My great-grandparents fed their pigs the same slop.

What were they thinking? Did they do any market research before releasing this?

Nutritional Info:
The bowl is packed with 720 calories, 290 fat calories, 32 grams of fat, 65 mgs of cholesterol, 2390 mgs of sodium, and 81 carbs.

Since all fast-food menu items have to "beat" the previous items by being bigger and having more stuff, let's predict KFC's next menu item:

"Creamy mashed potatoes topped with corn, fried chicken, gravy, and cheese, then doused with a medium Pepsi, topped with a cherry pie, then coated with french fries and deep fried to a golden crisp and topped with more cheese and gravy."

Any other ideas?



Thursday, July 13, 2006

The "Soup Nazi" Invades Britain!


Al Yeganeh, the New York chef who inspired "Seinfeld"'s "Soup Nazi" character, is planning to open restaurants in Britain.

His real-life restaurant chain surged in popularity after a 1995 "Seinfeld" episode depicted him as a strict, gruff "Soup Nazi".
If patrons did not follow his rules correctly, he would ban them from the restaurant and yell, "No soup for you!"

[Full Story Here]


In other news, Britain's Terror Alert Level surges to "Let's have a nice hot cup of tea." :)

(j/k)



Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Hotdog Mailed Between Sisters for 54 Years


The title says it all.

See the pictures and read the full story [HERE].

Mmm -- who wants a hotdog? :D



Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Two Men: Same Lives?


Interesting story here: A man Googles his own name and finds another man with the same name living a nearly identical life.

Too strange to be true? [Find out for yourself]



Medicare in Florida: Ah, the confusion!


Medicare is confusing enough for senior citizens. But in Florida, United Health Care made it even more complicated: A phone number listed in its provider directory was actually the phone number for a sex hotline.

[Full Story Here]

Lesson: When you pay a bunch of people minimum wage to create a directory for you, it's worth paying MORE people to go back and check the numbers.



Saturday, July 08, 2006

Nottingham Pensioner Fined for Feeding Pigeons


An 81-year-old widow living on pension was confronted by two officials and fined £50 for feeding bread crumbs to pigeons.

The Nottingham city council enforced the fine after review, citing that the feeding of pigeons poses "a real health risk".

[Full Story Here]

Don't they have better things to do over there? Did someone pee in their tea? WTF?



Wednesday, July 05, 2006

The World of Firecracker Labels



This is an interesting site about the evolution of firecracker labels. From the classic, to the new, to the downright weird -- this site has quite a collection. [Click Here]



Sunday, July 02, 2006

The United States of Paranoia


It's becoming increasingly difficult for people to visit the US in this day and age of terrorism. This editorial by Jeremy Clarkson of the UK details his recent visit to the US.

This is a very interesting read: [Click Here]

It's interesting that a passport is required to purchase alcohol, but nothing whatsoever is required to rent a gun and ammunition ...



Church Decorated with Human Bones




The Sedlec Ossuary is a Czech church decorated almost entirely with human bones. Very interesting pictures here! [Take a Look]

And there are more pictures [Here].

Spooky, eh?



Thursday, June 29, 2006

Dumb, Da Dumb Dumb ... DUMB!


Article: Man Injured While Trying to Blow Up Mailboxes with Fireworks

We don't often get to hear about people getting what they deserve for being complete dumbasses.

What are the odds that the guy turns around and sues the owners of the mailbox?



Article: Man is Granted Patent for "How to Swing"

The US Patent Office actually granted a patent to a man who documented "How to Swing". You know, swinging -- what kids do on playground swing sets.

I wonder if he will demand royalties from everyone who has ever sat in a swing ...



Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Cool MacGuyver Sofa


A company called Furniture Seen has come out with a unique sofa. Its design is based on the Swiss Army knife.

The various parts of the sofa can swing out and re-adjust according to your dynamic seating needs:


I want one! :D

You can get it [HERE].



Monday, June 26, 2006

"Feel Good" Story of the Day


Atlantic Beach, Florida -- Barbara Gilbert is a part time college student and works two jobs to pay her own rent. She cannot afford to buy herself a home. But she amazingly donates $200 per month to build homes for less-fortunate Jamaicans.

Jamaica is a rather poor nation. The economy is so bad that the unemployment rate hits 25%.

A typical Jamaican home is a shack made of rusted tin and other improvised materials, as shown here:



By donating $200 per month and raising more funds in various ways, Barbara was able to build these nice homes for impoverished Jamaican families:



In a recent ceremony, 14 new homes were dedicated to 14 Jamaican families in "Barbara's Village".


I thought this story was amazing, because she selflessly works to provide homes for others while being financially unable to own a home for herself.

Read the full article [HERE].



Thursday, June 22, 2006

Mugs with Stamps


Tired of the old ugly coffee cup ringmarks left behind on desks and tables? These designer coffee mugs have ornate decorative stamps on the bottom, so that you see something beautiful whenever you lift your mug.

[See the Site Here]



Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Fear Ducks?



Antidaephobia - the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.



Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Don't let this happen to you ...


(Click "Play" below, or [Click Here] for Google video.)



Judge Dismisses Child Rape Case. Why?


Cleveland, Ohio -- Judge Eileen Gallagher dismissed a child rape case because the prosecutor was late to court.

The little girl was only 10 years old at the time of the rape, and is now 16 years old. Her mother says she feels victimized by the judge's decision.

[Full Story Here]

And we wonder why we have such a terrible crime problem here in the USA ...

I think the judge should be removed from office. Then she should be raped, and her own rape trial should be later dismissed.

The rapist should be executed in the following way: first his genitals should be sawed off with an old, rusty saw. Then he should be left to bleed to death. If he doesn't bleed to death, he should be doused in gasoline and set on fire, then left for dead. If he still isn't dead, leave him alone until he dies of hunger. (No offense to anyone. That's just what I think should happen to ALL rapists.)

But that's just my hiney-whiney little opinion :D



Flaming Rainbow?



It looks as if the rainbow is on fire! But it's actually a perfectly natural phenomenon.

To read about it, [click here].



Real Life "Goldilocks"


A woman in West Vancouver came home to discover ... a bear eating her oatmeal.

[Story Here]



Friday, June 16, 2006

World's Most Expensive Lemon


Here's an interesting story in this CNN.com video. A man buys a $1.7 million Mercedes, but it doesn't work. Mercedes won't fix it. He's having to sue to get his money back.

[Click Here] (1 minute, 13 seconds)



Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Create-a-Chair


www.clothuk.com is an interesting website.

There, you can send in a photo -- any photo. They will create upholstery from that photo and will cover a piece of furniture with it.

For the less-ambitious, they have galleries of professional photos that can also be used for upholstering a piece of furniture.

I think it's a pretty cool idea :)