Dumb, Da Dumb Dumb ... DUMB!

Article: Man Injured While Trying to Blow Up Mailboxes with Fireworks

We don't often get to hear about people getting what they deserve for being complete dumbasses.

What are the odds that the guy turns around and sues the owners of the mailbox?



Article: Man is Granted Patent for "How to Swing"

The US Patent Office actually granted a patent to a man who documented "How to Swing". You know, swinging -- what kids do on playground swing sets.

I wonder if he will demand royalties from everyone who has ever sat in a swing ...