What on earth happened to the Trix Rabbit?

Almost everyone should be familiar with the Trix rabbit. Well, almost everyone in the US anyway.


Here he is on one of his original boxes in the early 1960's:



And here he is today:


Let's compare:

The once calm and mellow character is now a wide-eyed explosion of hyperactivity. Notice the panicked expression, bared teeth, and manic demeanor. From his contorted posture, it's difficult to tell if he's chasing after something in over-excitement or running for dear life in terror. In fact, he's running so fast that his eyebrows are literally flying off of his head! Even the cereal is practically leaping out of the bowl at him.

The "new" Trix Rabbit somewhat resembles a crack addict in comparison to the original. He almost looks ... well ... scary.

Be on the lookout for this dangerous, rabid creature on the prowl for your children at a cereal aisle near you.

World's Dumbest College Recruiting Video

Nobody is really sure what Appalachian State University was thinking when it used this recruiting video in 2005. Nobody could possibly think highly of ASU after viewing this ...

View below, or click [here]




ASU: Toss your application in the garbage
ASU: Toss your application in the garbage
ASU: Toss your application in the garbage

Fear Ducks?

Antidaephobia - the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

Ropeless Jump Rope

It's a jump rope without the rope -- only the handles. Woohoo! What will they think of next?

[Story Here]

Protect Your Banana!

Do your bananas get bruised or smashed in your lunchbox or briefcase?

Get a Banana Guard! The hard, breathable plastic protects your banana so that it stays fresh and firm until ready to eat.

Yes, it's an actual product. [Order Here]

Because nothing beats eating a nice, firm banana ... :D

Get Your Genuine Aquarium Toilet

Affectionately named the "Aquariass", this aquarium will make your bathroom more exciting, yet more peaceful.

The wonderful odor of rotting fish filth will mask normal bathroom odors, improving the air quality of your bathroom.

The natural swimming motion of beautiful goldfish will enhance any bathroom decor. And when the goldfish die hours after you buy them, you can flush them down the toilet for quick and easy disposal.

Order this fantastic Aquariass toilet [here].

(Wha-at? You thought I was kidding?)

Yes, the Watertower is Out to Get You

Be on the lookout, folks, for evil watertowers. They ARE out there, and they ARE out to get you.

For a true testimony of this perilous fact, please see this website:

[Good Watertower, Evil Watertower]

Remember: It's not paranoia when they really ARE out to get you.

Become an Authentic Jedi Knight

The Universal Life Monastary is now offering a certificate to become a Jedi Knight:


Order your certificate [here], grab your lightsaber [here], and defend the galaxy!

You could be almost as cool as the guys in this Google video. They had camped outside the movie theater for days to see "Episode II: The Attack of the Clones" on opening night. Hilarity ensues when Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog, arrives to taunt the poor guys ...

[Click here to see video], or watch below:

Yes, I am a "super nerd", made in a labratory out of parts from lesser nerds. I am "The Bionic Nerd", lol :P

Want to Buy a US Civil War Fort ? See eBay!

Fort Montgomery was built in 1844 on Lake Champlain in southern New York. The 365.7 acre piece of real estate is now for sale on eBay.

The auction ends June 5.

Wanna see? [Click here]

Everybody Panic!

A former Space Camp instructor has received a psychic message: An asteroid chunk will hit the Atlantic Ocean on May 25 and cause massive tsunamis!

[Visit his website.] Then run for your lives!