Dumb Crook News 5/18 or 18/5 (whatever)

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Case #1:
A stupid woman broke into a car in a Wal-Mart parking lot and stole a purse out of it. A few days later, she went back to the Wal-Mart and tried to use a stolen credit card from the purse to pay for her merchandise.

But the card wouldn't swipe for her. So the cashier offered to key it in manually. When doing so, the cashier realized it was HER credit card, which had been stolen out of her car a few days ago.

Catch the full story (and what happens next) [here].


Case #2:
Some stupid guy decides to engage in identity theft. The stolen identity turned out to belong to a sex offender. The stupid guy gets arrested for failing to sign up for the sex offender registry. Full story [here].


Case #3:
A bank robber attempted an unorthodox diversionary tactic while running from the police: he removed his clothes. He then ran naked through the streets, seemingly not understanding why cabs wouldn't stop to give him a ride. Full story [here].


Case #4:
A group of friends suffered hallucinations while using illegal drugs. They thought they were being chased by scary tiny white men, so they called the police. The police, of course, arrested the idiots for illegal drug possession. Full story [here].