KFC's "Famous Bowl", the Freakiest Fast Food Offering of All Time
According to the commercials, KFC's "Famous Bowl" consists of: "creamy mashed potatoes, sweet kernel corn, bite size pieces of all-white meat crispy chicken, topped with our homestyle gravy and 3-cheese blend" all crammed into one bowl.
My great-grandparents fed their pigs the same slop.
What were they thinking? Did they do any market research before releasing this?
Nutritional Info:
The bowl is packed with 720 calories, 290 fat calories, 32 grams of fat, 65 mgs of cholesterol, 2390 mgs of sodium, and 81 carbs.
Since all fast-food menu items have to "beat" the previous items by being bigger and having more stuff, let's predict KFC's next menu item:
"Creamy mashed potatoes topped with corn, fried chicken, gravy, and cheese, then doused with a medium Pepsi, topped with a cherry pie, then coated with french fries and deep fried to a golden crisp and topped with more cheese and gravy."
Any other ideas?
2 comments:
I saw the commercial for it, and was just waiting for the customer on the screen to tie a bib on and drop his face in it.
It'd be perfect! He could sit up with a mouthful, smile while bits of food were dropping from his mouth, and give it two thumbs up!
pretty sick.
SMF
wrapped in a burrito and re-fried
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