Get Your Genuine Aquarium Toilet

Affectionately named the "Aquariass", this aquarium will make your bathroom more exciting, yet more peaceful.

The wonderful odor of rotting fish filth will mask normal bathroom odors, improving the air quality of your bathroom.

The natural swimming motion of beautiful goldfish will enhance any bathroom decor. And when the goldfish die hours after you buy them, you can flush them down the toilet for quick and easy disposal.

Order this fantastic Aquariass toilet [here].

(Wha-at? You thought I was kidding?)