Become an Authentic Jedi Knight

The Universal Life Monastary is now offering a certificate to become a Jedi Knight:


Order your certificate [here], grab your lightsaber [here], and defend the galaxy!

You could be almost as cool as the guys in this Google video. They had camped outside the movie theater for days to see "Episode II: The Attack of the Clones" on opening night. Hilarity ensues when Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog, arrives to taunt the poor guys ...

[Click here to see video], or watch below:

Yes, I am a "super nerd", made in a labratory out of parts from lesser nerds. I am "The Bionic Nerd", lol :P